WAITING TO RELAX WHEN YOU GET THERE? YOU’RE GOING NO PLACE, FAST

If you were already there, and you had the thing you want and have been longing for for so long now, you’d be as relaxed as a lizard on a rock all day long and twice as chill on Sundays.

You’d be so damn laidback with yourself and life and the entire freakin’ world that people would have to look twice to make sure you’re not floating along on some kind of invisible daybed and that you do in fact have feet on the ground to move yourself places.

There’d be nothing for you to worry about …

Nothing for you to have to chase after or DO (except for the natural fucking everyday pursuit of the next level and perpetual forward momentum which those who are ‘one of us’ hell NO ain’t gonna ever switch off from!) …

Nothing stopping you from fully being HERE, and NOW, and, well, all UP in this thing!

You know?

Now think about this:

Right now, even if you never really looked at it this way before, the gee-whiz truth of the matter is that you are ON THE DAMN EDGE AND LOOKING SO DAMN ANXIOUS AND SCARED THAT A PERSON WOULD BE NERVOUS TO JUST TOUCH YOU IN CASE YOU CRACK AND CRUMBLE INTO FINE ASS FAIRY DUST.

Not to mention that whole stick up the ass maybe life hates me and so fuck it I’ll kinda hate everyone too even as I fake smile smile smile type vibe you got going on.

YOU know the one 😉

All of which is to wake you the fuck up and say to you –

Do you actually find it REMOTELY surprising that life is not saying yes to you right now? That the ‘missing bit’ of your dream life and self just refuses to show up? That despite the VERY best of intentions and continual slap-in-the-face long hard chats with yourself you STILL fall repeatedly into sabotage? That you’ve literally been journaling the same fucking thing for years now, and not so quietly you’re wondering if the problem is that something is wrong with YOU, or whether the whole damn ‘call in what you want and create your purpose-driven life’ thang is just MADE UP BULLSHIT AND DOESN’T ACTUALLY WORK!

Word to the wise my fellow fine as fuck sister friend:

Mebbe you haven’t been doing the work, perhaps THAT is something you need to be honest with yourself about for starters.

I’m talking to all of you “Imma gonna manifest” it morons who haven’t yet clicked in on the fact that effective creation of what you desire and require inherently contains IMMEDIATE ACTION, NOW, no, not when you feel ready, prepared, in the safe zone, or when you know how!

All of you who repeatedly reach out to mentors, God, the Universe, who the fuck knows what else, and say it’s your time and you were born for it and now you’re gonna make shit happen and be the best of the best, just watch!

And then you fail to EVER pull the damn pin because oh oh –

You suddenly realised a dog ate your homework and it’s the wrong phase of the moon and your cycle is sending you mystical messages and you don’t actually have the money / time / balls.

^^^ just so as you know, WE do not fuck with that shit.

EVER.

Period, The End.

So. Maybe your problem is you are a full of shit non-starter and if that’s the case then that’s all there is to say about it! Mush mush, git on with you. Stop pretending to be one of us when you never were or will be, it’s just embarrassing.

But.

Maybe.

Just maybe.

MAYBE.

And in fact very fucking likely, for many of you, and indeed I myself have OFT delayed things from popping into my physical world before I knew this –

The reason you don’t have the thing automatically flowing in and with and through and all around you is that you’re simply not vibing on the frequency you’d be at if you already were!

YEP, this whole blog was just a long-winded (but important, every bit of it!) way of me getting back to the same point we always wind up at:

It is ALL
ALWAYS
JUST
and ONLY
an energy thing!!

Let’s just be commonsense about it:

How the fuck can ‘it’ possibly wedge its way into your cluttered up fear-led and holding on oh so tightly energy field? ‘IT’ is not supposed to have to force its way in!

And,

It WON’T.

Not money.
Not soulmate clients.
Not the soulmate ‘one’.
Not even soulmate friends!
Not soulmate ANYTHING, not a single bit of your divine and aligned ‘meant to be’ life is EVER going to force its way on up at you.

You fail to make space for it and BE the person to whom it would naturally HAVE to attract, and it will shrug its shoulders and mosey on its way.

No problemo, you don’t got time or space for me, Imma be over where the next person does.

Really, ‘it’ won’t even notice you.

Your energy is all sorts of fucked up and SHROUDED and basically that puts you in hiding from your soul aligned life shiz.

After all, no matter how soul aligned it is, if YOUR soul is not running free and wild then what is there to actually magnetize on to?

Nothing.

No-thing.

Not a single thing!

And yet you wonder (really? haha … cute) –

How it can possibly be so that you work SO hard, believe SO much, affirm SO consistently, study and learn and do every tiny and big thing suggested to be the damn thing and you still don’t HAVE the damn thing!

Girlfriend –

It is VERY very simple.

Let go.
Take a big big breath right now and LET GO.
Exhale until there is nothing left in you to breathe out.
Melt into the chair the floor the atmosphere!

And realise that until you give yourself permission to NOW be who you WOULD be, a big part of that being simply TO be,

Then nothing you want or were born for is going to BE,

Yours.

Remember –

Life is Now. Press Play.

Kat

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