YOU BORING, SNIVELLING, WHINY LITTLE BITCH
You boring, snivelling, whiny little bitch.
Who the hell told you it was okay to start showing up like this?
Forgetting who you ARE
And all at once, too – what a MESS.
No wonder your energy is flat, your skin and hair dull, your aura lifeless –
You turned off your fucking glow
And expected shit to somehow still work
Have you forgotten what you actually NEED, for your soul to be fuelled and you to be happy, never mind on fucking POINT?
You didn’t do all that for the money –
You didn’t do it for the fame –
You did it because you can’t NOT, you can’t NOT create, unleash, pour forth, sell, all the things, all at once, constantly
The fact that it’s what people responded to and what built you a business, that was a BONUS of you being who you are, it wasn’t the God damn point.
When you took away doing ALL of that, because the business-y-peoples-who-say-how-it-works told you to systemise, automate, do less, what you ACTUALLY took away WAS the God damn point.
You took away the stuff that made you you.
And were left with a shell, a hole, where your soul used to be, and some sort of half-assed idea that now you’ve made it easier or better.
HOW THE HELL CAN IT BE BETTER, IF IT MEANS NOT DOING THE SHIT THAT LIGHTS YOU UP?
And how the hell can it be EASIER, if by doing less you BECOME less, and you now have to put the fuck up with your boring and sad sorry ass?
Not to mention –
So does everybody else!
YES, for us, for women like me, and you, that typically means doing MORE things if not EVERY fucking thing
DON’T YOU KNOW WE ARE SUPERHUMAN, IN HUMAN FORM?
Of course we can do it all with heels OR bells on, and before breakfast, too, WHILST looking fabulous!
It was never meant to be about LESS, you moron (she says with love)
It was never meant to be about slowing down and BREATHING
It was meant to be about waking the fuck up and LIVING, and pressing fully play
Less = boring, stale, flat, what’s even the POINT, and who GIVES a fuck if $$ are coming in automatically if I’m not creating like a mofo, making new shit up DAILY, and throwing it at the internet, having the most badass and irreverent time while doing so!
MORE is about more of what your SOUL says.
It’s about ALL of what your soul says.
YES, what your soul says, requires, DEMANDS is MORE than what will seem reasonable to others –
It’s more than what seems NECESSARY, for sure
And for those whose paradigm is that the goal is money or growth and not SOUL SATISFACTION it will make no sense
WHEN WERE WE EVER THOSE ONES?!
We never have been
We ARE not
We never WILL be
We were the ones who were born to create and create and create and run and run and run and dance and dance and dance, and UNLEASH, like a motherfucker, until we fall gasping and breathless and SO lit up and filled up to the floor –
And THEN WE GET UP AND DO IT AGAIN
Oh, so you want to grow your INCOME, you want more people to follow or love you, you think you need to focus on fucking SYSTEMS for a bit?
DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH
Since when did people ever FOLLOW anybody because they had a shiny lil money-makin’ machine going on?
They follow YOU, and ME, because we are BRILLIANT in our magnetism
AND THEN THEY DO WHAT WE SAY
Pretty difficult for this to happen
When we’re not being fucking magnetic
Pretty difficult to be magnetic
When we’re not filling ourselves UP
Pretty difficult to fill ourselves up
When we’re sitting around on our own fucking hands and refusing to do what we always HAD to, in our chaotic and crazy and FUCK the rules way!
Don’t you see?
IT’S NEVER GOING TO WORK DOING IT THEIR WAY
This is not who we ARE, and by GOD –
Do you really WANT to be?!
I don’t think so
It’s time to once and for all drop the story that the next LEVEL requires you to be somebody who you’re not, to become like the ones you’ve always turned your nose up at, to SELL OUT YOUR SOUL
You want MORE? Set the fucking intention, and decide it’s done! Enough said! And then BE MORE OF YOU, freaking DUH, not less of you
How the HELL do you expect to receive MORE, by being LESS, of who you ARE, and by telling your SOUL that it’s desires and needs are now second-tier priority?!
As I said –
You IDIOTIC WHINY SNIVELLING LITTLE BITCH
Or whatever it was I said
Quit beMOANING the fact that you’re not vibrating to the heavenes with joy when you’re not focused on what actually fucking MATTERS to you
And quit imagining for a SECOND that the money, or the numbers, were ever a driver.
and worst of all
What drives you, what moves you, and what will fucking GET you there is the exact.same.thing that got you ANY amazing flow thing you’ve so far created –
Fuck the rules
I do what I WANT
I let it flow OUT
ALL of the crazy, and then some
Random as FUCK
With INSANE freakin’ ease
And I just DECIDE that the outcome is DONE
Enough is enough
You wanna go fit in with THEM, be my guest
You’re never going to make it work
Tryna tell yourself that ‘this is what you gotta’ do, make a little more money, get a little more paid, get down tonight
HOW about you once and for all admit what you fucking care about?
You came here to unleash epic insane transformative shit into the world
You came here to tear things UP
You came here to leave people BREATHLESS, moved, CHANGED
You came here to make whatever fucking amount of money | following | etc you actually commit to inside of you and DECIDE, and that has got JACK shit to do with what you DO
You CAME here to be ALL of you
And now look at you
It’s almost like you WANT to be like them
And soon enough
We’ll forget you ever were one of US
With a cause
Who stood for something
You can call yourself a badass and a crazy one all you like
We’re already turning away
You’re boy-who-cried-wolfing all over the place
And WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU
You say you were born for more, that you’re gonna do something different, BE the God damn change, tell and show people the TRUTH?
You better start fucking living it then.
Don’t forget –
Life is Now. Press Fucking Play.
It’s time to get ANGRY with your self for being so restrained, so held back, so shockingly and appallingly and awfully CAREFUL.
DON’T YOU REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE?
DIDN’T YOU COME HERE TO BREAK THE GOD DAMN INTERNET?
Don’t you want to let what’s inside of you OUT; aren’t you sick of it eating you so ALIVE?!
AND IT’S KILLING YOU, NOT SO DAMN SOFTLY, EITHER.
Well, guess what?
I see you.
I’ve DONE the exact same thing.
What, you think I’m just being an asshole on the internet and yelling at everybody?
You KNOW that my message is always first and foremost for ME.
And today I came here to call to arms.
To call to war.
To call to fucking SOUL ALIGNED BADASSERY
Who was born for it
And is ready to fucking BRING it
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Enough is ENOUGH
It’s time to do what you God damn came here to do
ALL the way in
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NORMALLY I don’t go behind my team’s back to screw with the week’s planned marketing and randomly launch something new on a lazy Bali Sunday arvo before heading out to a beach club for all the shenanigans
We don’t fucking do normal
See you inside.
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